2012年9月27日星期四

Zhang Shou Gong, Li Fei Po and their daughters

Zhang Shou Gong, Li Fei Po and their daughter's authors: Uniquely stay and wait Zhang Shou Gong to not and really lose, but Li Fei Po is really fatty, they have again an attract an innumerable crazy Feng wave Die of daughter, she of the name is Zhang Deng Cai.(A)Zhang Shou Gong of so be called Zhang Shou Gong, is because he ever on the assaying placard Yan of city, be taunted by the examiner.The examiner says:"Your Xing Zhang, wonderful text, whether?"Zhang Miao Wen:"Boon teacher, BE, BE, don't know that the boon teacher has advice."Examiner:"You how not correspond with reputation, I read your article, don't know wonderful what rise ……" Zhang Miao Wen wonders, since childhood the not pleased official career was a parent force, he just the Xi did a poem phrase the song endowed with, but always completely at sea, decade cold window, the text endowed with to also fall inside etc. and poured is during the period of studying, the calligraphy of rather pleased civic rights, the day Mo night imitated, about could attain to pass imitation for genuine article of situation.Probably is this time city to try, all of those of you here comrades are a handsome Yi it to seem to be oneself article chicken to just sign cranes.Zhang Miao Wen's way:"BE, boon teacher, the student is crude and unlearned, also hope boon teacher to advise."Examiner's topic a turn:"Yi, although the article is different from an article, this form of written pours to be like a calligraphy everyone rather of, the appearance is what."Zhang Miao Wen's way:"Civic rights, Liu Shao Shi, ."Examiner:" ……To to ……to,wholesale nfl jerseys declare Liu Gu of Yan Jin of is also.Just you since not is, grow also not thin, why learn thin Liu Gu?"Zhang Miao Wen's desire answers criticism:Liu Gu is the world famous form of written of civic rights, with the surname and the shape have a relation very, if the person who learns Liu Gu, have to Xing Liu, have to grow thinly, so the world should have how much person want Xing Liu Yao to fast.He on turning to read, the somebody else is a boon teacher, then obedient:"BE, BE, boon teacher novella BE."Examiner:"When I selected a talented person, bad last person.Thinking of will before trying day, I slack suit line, the purse is stolen down the street, only you are willing to stand out to recover for me, will try still nose the green face is swollen, feel thankful of remaining just let you the last placard enter a private.This time, luckily you make moves to help each other, also luckily what to help each other is this officer, have repay on the whole.Doing not make is silly hereafter, your a hand has no the scholar of very small strength, don't acquaint with for the vegetable of criminal insurance, unworthy."Zhang Miao Wen raises a cup:"The boon that thank boon teacher for promoting, please boon teacher full the blessing for drinking this cup, wishing boon teacher is like East China Sea, the life compares south mountain."Examiner:"Like well, good."Smile a flower, quaff in one gulp, again exchange greeting with other scholars go to.Li Shan Ting of the one side silently the voice say to Zhang Miao Wen:"The piece is mutually male, ah, the officer greatly presses to kill a person, he understands fart, you see a form dollar, placard eye and explore a flower,snapback hats which of article peter last we."Zhang Miao Wen is curious:"Form dollar, placard eye, explore a floral article, I haven't seen, but see their behavior at ordinary times, in addition to the flying eagle walks rabbit, be visit brothels, really don't know what they can write in the tests."Li Shan Ting's way:"Zhang Xiong, esteemed view, why do you know that they are the last form dollar, placard eye and explore a flower?"Zhang Miao Wen's way:"Why?"Li Shan Ting attaches in Zhang Miao Wen's ear:"The form dollar is to be toward killing to assist of outside niece, the placard eye is richest person in the capital city's young child, that exploring a flower is the nephew whom the lord tests adult.Before city tries, kill to assist and then beat to come to grips to shout:'His outside niece literary grace is matchless, the form dollar must belong to him.'Richest person in the capital city but sent to three boxes of gold and silver jewelries get to examiner's house of, otherwise, placard eye this seat how the ability is that playboy.As for that cross-eye explores floral ability, need not much speech."Zhang Miao Wen exclaims:", Is so ……early know."Drive Li Shan Ting a cover mouth:"Hiss, small voice point, the sky knows that the ground knows that you know that I know, then."Their actions lead the attention of winning public support the person, someone's way:"Long Yang's Pi."Remaining person's cachinnation, the positive color way of examiner:"A flock of person who are satisfied to read the book of sage and virtuous man, what a scandal?"The full hall is utter silence.Examiner again way:"Is first wise to also have speech, eat a color also."Is public to live to move again, someone still attaches with:"Comprehension, comprehension, the woman tastes many, nature want to try a man."Zhang Miao Wen sees the one indulge in a life of dissipation and suddenly and a little bit want to vomit and drink to heart's content wine, dizzy the ground soliloquize:"At that time wanted know is that this dog officer's purse was stolen, killed me, also not made moves dun for.It is unworthy."If the examiner leaves, at the right moment hear Zhang Miao Wen and turn head a way:"Zhang Miao Wen, unexpectatively you are like this an idea, very good, very good."Afterwards, although Zhang Miao Wen must ascend a placard to enter a private,was not settled any official position by the imperial government and had to from made a living road, after this matter got abroad, everyone is simply to call his"Zhang Shou Gong", give° the true name to forget.(Two)The not only waist of Li Fei Po is like water pail, and the temper isn't good, the many people is just thinking:Why is such a martial man of 7 Chinese feet of Zhang Shou Gong willing to marry a devoid of any merit woman as wife.Li Fei Po asks Zhang Shou Gong at this time:"Old headman, they all say that I don't deserve you, you say, is also not BE."Zhang Shou Gong says:"The country is wild to experience, the shortage is a way, they again how know that you once shut a month to disgrace the looks of flower, they again how know you the parents disliked in those early years the my poor desire ruined engagement to marry, they again how knew your month the bottom left a house to make track for me whole life one a life time,new era hats they again how know that my officialdom is disappointed, is that you sell out your own gold and silver jewelry to come to Yang state to open this"the food store of Zhang Ji Mian" with me, they again how know is the fatty meat dumplings lean meat that the skill that you do eats well Jiao, they again how know to is that you day and night work hard at chores, just make our the living had.Ah, my writing at drive before happy Hou have a liking for but not worth a damn."Li Fei Po says:"Why, aren't you willing to say a good words for me in front of them?"Zhang Shou Gong says:" You now this appearance, say who believe."Li Fei Po a clench his ear:"What do you say?"Zhang Shou Gong says:"Oh, pain, wife's adult, I say your match Shih Tzu to them, they don't believe still just,cheap PRADA sunglasses only afraid they will say that I am ridden by the tigress in the home, so be not recruit to more arguments for the madam?"Li Fei Po smiles through tears:"That are you ridden by the tigress?Say."Zhang Shou Gong says:"Be not, be not, you are an understanding wife and loving mother."Li Fei Po, square, is satisfiedly willing to give up:"Calculate you to there is conscience."(Three)Zhang Deng Cai says:"Niang, you ask a dad like this every day, dad answers like this every day, ah, you don't get fed up with, I got fed up with."Zhang Shou Gong says:"The light is colourful, want only your Niang happy, during a lifetime all so, do I also have no complaint."The anti- Ji way of Li Fei Po:"Dead wench, you get fed up with, so many young noblemens on the street all come to round every day you say the disgusting words of one Luo basket,oakley sunglasses outlet you don't get fed up with as well.I only your daddy this a piece of wood try to please, how may get fed up with?"Zhang Deng Cai a stamp foot:"Dad ……the Niang humiliate me."Zhang Shou Gong sees Be being the daughter who acts in pettish and being the wife who stands with arms akimbo, embracing head from in the center flee to go out:"I play chess to go, you continue."

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